Dear Ignorance,

I apologize if I seem egotistical, but when I prove you wrong with a statement that will negate anything else you can or will say, it would be best if you didn't say anything at all.

I realize you feel the need to further your argument because somehow your mind doesn't grasp just how incorrect you are. However, saying anything at all after this point, even if it doesn't relate to the previous topic, only makes you seem even more stupid.

I could probably write a book on most of the arguments I have with people just proving them wrong in multiple ways on multiple levels, but that's too much work to waste on people who lack some decent common sense.

I realize it may seem like a difficult task, but please, think about what you're saying before you even say it. You'll find out you shouldn't be talking half as much as you do.